"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."

"I'm not a shrink. I'm just a guy who likes to listen."

"I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"I'm not a comedian. I'm a social critic. I'm a philosopher. I'm a poet. I'm a writer. I'm a performer. I'm an artist. I'm a human being. I'm a man. I'm a man of constant sorrow, and I'm a man of const…"