I love it when people say, 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' That's like saying, 'I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat.'
Comedian, social critic
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"The very first time I got arrested, I was 20. I was with Jack Burns, a comedy partner of mine. We were arrested in a nightclub in Fort Worth, TX. We were doing a routine called 'The Indian Story' whic…"
Controversial"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"
Humorous"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
Controversial"If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?"
Strange & Unusual"Here's a thought for you: What if all the people who believe in heaven and hell are both wrong? What if there's just... nothing? Imagine the look on their faces!"
Humorous