"I'm not an anarchist. I just don't believe in government."

"I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

"I'm not a doctor. I'm just a guy who likes to heal."

"The government is lying to you. They always have been. They always will be. And you're still falling for it."