"People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point."

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."

"Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes."

"If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

"Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid."