"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

"I'm not an athiest, I'm just an agnostic. I don't know. I don't know if there's a God. I don't know if there isn't. I'm just waiting for more information."

"If you scratch a religious person, you'll find a superstitious person."

"I'm not a saint. I'm just a sinner who repents every now and then."

"I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'"