"Moxy, oh my God, yes, Moxy, don't even get me started on Moxy, that stuff sucks. So bad."

"I'm a slow writer. I'm a fast reader."

"The world is full of other people’s ideas. Don’t get stuck in them."

"There's no harm in hoping for the best as long as you're prepared for the worst."

"Are you gonna get ready for bed or just stand there like Helen Keller havin a wet dream?"