"Oh Captain, my Captain!"

"Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength."

"Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money."

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that."