"It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't."

"The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter."

"You have this one life. How do you want to live it? Do you want to look back and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did'?"

"Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."