"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is and to cross it deliberately."

"The very first things that children learn are their limitations. Before they learn anything else, they learn what they can't do."

"I have a lot of problems with 'the system.' But you know what I do when I encounter a system I can't handle? I don't try to change it. I don't complain about it. I just find a way to get around it."

"I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic. I don't know if there's a God or not. And I don't care."