I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
Comedian, social critic
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
Comedian, social critic
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"I like it when a guy is so stupid he doesn't know he's being made fun of. That's funnier than anything."
Humorous"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who likes to give advice."
Controversial"I don't believe in fate. I believe in choice. I believe in making your own choices, and living with the consequences."
Controversial"I don't believe in heaven. I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in an afterlife. I believe in this life. And I believe in making the most of it."
Controversial"Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid."
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