"I'm not a shrink. I'm just a guy who likes to listen."

"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

"When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion..."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

"I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying you're wrong."