"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."

"I'm not a cynical person. I'm just a person who's seen a lot of shit."

"I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be famous, and they're willing to do anything to get it."