"I'm not a role model. I'm a warning."

"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"

"I'm not a hater. I'm just a disliker of things that are bad."

"If you're born in this country, you're born into a system that's designed to keep you down. And they don't even hide it anymore. They're proud of it!"

"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."