"I don't mind women leavin' me...but they tell you why. Fuck that, just leave...'cause there ain't shit you can say when they're talkin' to you."

"I used to be a drunk. But then I realized I was just wasting my time. I could be doing something else, like getting high."

"Everyone Carries Around His Own Monsters."

"I love women. I just don't understand 'em."

"My mama always told me, 'Richard, if you don't got nothing good to say, don't say nothing at all.' But I always got something good to say!"