"My mama always told me, 'Richard, if you don't got nothing good to say, don't say nothing at all.' But I always got something good to say!"

"I'm not a teacher. I'm just a guy who likes to share what he knows."

"There's Nothing Worse Than Being An Aging Young Person."

"I ain't for no. you know what I mean i ain't into that i ain't nothing ain't no faggot in me. but I'm not a faggot i want to suck your blood. and you want to suck my blood. i know what you want to suc…"

"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just a guy who likes to argue."