"I always tried to be a good role model."

"I probably have traveled and looked at more stores than any other person in the world."

"I’d rather have a German shepherd bite me than a damn lawyer."

"I have a little yellow Dodge convertible I drive in parades. I bought it for $1,900 from some guy who advertised in the paper."

"When a clerk gets so good she can get better wages elsewhere, let her go..."