"I'm not a prophet. I'm just a guy who sees the future."

"I don't mind women leavin' me...but they tell you why. Fuck that, just leave...'cause there ain't shit you can say when they're talkin' to you."

"You know, you can't please everybody. So you might as well please yourself."

"My father used to beat me with a hose. And he'd say, 'This is for your own good!' I said, 'No, it's not! It's for your pleasure!'"

"I believe in God. I just don't believe in the people who say they represent him."