"When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person."

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."

"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."