"I'm not a bitter person. I'm just a person who sees things for what they are."

"If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."

"Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes."

"If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."