If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
Comedian
Crude and humorous comment on vitality.
2016 (cited in article)
Found in 1 providers: gemini
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"I got shot five times. And you know what? I still got up and walked away. Because I'm a bad motherfucker."
Humorous"I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do."
Controversial"You know that crazy shit white people be doing? That’s why I don’t want to be white no more."
Strange & Unusual"My father used to beat me with a hose. And he'd say, 'This is for your own good!' I said, 'No, it's not! It's for your pleasure!'"
Humorous"I didn't believe I was in the hospital. This doctor kept asking me, 'Do you know who I am?' And I kept wondering, 'Why is he asking me this?' I thought all these people were trying to kill me."
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