"I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to get out of bed before noon."

"I'm not a legend. I'm just a guy who's been around for a long time."

"The owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

"The government is lying to you. They always have been. They always will be. And you're still falling for it."