I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to get out of bed before noon.
Comedian, social critic
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"I'm not a serial killer. I just enjoy watching people suffer."
Controversial"I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'"
Strange & Unusual"I'm a modern man. I've got a cell phone, a laptop, and I'm still trying to figure out how to work the damn remote control."
Humorous"I'm not a legend. I'm just a guy who's been around for a long time."
Controversial"Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you."
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