"I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'"

"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

"I'm not a saint. I'm just a sinner who repents every now and then."

"I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be famous, and they're willing to do anything to get it."