"The very first things that children learn are their limitations. Before they learn anything else, they learn what they can't do."

"I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to impress each other, and they're all pretending to be happy."

"A lot of people say, 'Well, I'm not into politics.' Well, politics is into you."

"I'm a little freaked out by the number of people who don't seem to notice the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' It's like, there's a huge difference, people!"

"I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm better than you at being me."