"I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who's smart enough to know what he doesn't know."

"People who are in favor of the death penalty, I don't know why they're so upset about people getting out of jail. It's like, let's kill 'em all! Get 'em out of here! Then we'll have more room for the …"

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"I'm not a bitter person. I'm just a person who sees things for what they are."

"We're all fucked. It helps to remember that."