"All you have to do is look at slavery, the Middle East, the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, and the World Trade Center, and you'll see how seriously the religious folks take 'Thou Shalt Not …"

"A lot of people say, 'Well, I'm not into politics.' Well, politics is into you."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who has a lot of opinions."