"I'm not a shrink. I'm just a guy who likes to listen."

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who has a lot of opinions."

"My mama always told me, 'Richard, if you don't got nothing good to say, don't say nothing at all.' But I always got something good to say!"

"I’m for anything that gets you through the night—be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniels."

"I don't like to talk about politics. Because I don't know anything about it. I just know what I see."