Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Complaints and Grievances'
2001
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
Strange & Unusual"I don't believe in heaven. I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in an afterlife. I believe in this life. And I believe in making the most of it."
Controversial"I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who tells jokes for a living."
Controversial"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just a guy who likes to argue."
Controversial"If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
Controversial