Robin Williams:

They say only two things are certain: death and taxes. I say there's three: death, taxes, and when you're in a hurry, there's always some old guy in front of you driving 20 miles under the speed limit.

— Robin Williams Contemporary

Comedian, actor

Context

Stand-up routine

Date / Period

2002

Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR-6KE0h3Ng

Verification

Unverifiable

Explanation

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Method

Cross Reference

Sources Checked

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